Mazel Tov Cocktail (Rap-Video)

Familienalbum, Fundgrube, Oy!

Vor einer Weile haben wir den Mazel Tov Cocktail bereits als Foto gefeatured. Hier kommt endlich der Track zum Cocktail. Mit twerkenden Orthodoxen, Fashion-Streimels und falschen echten Bärten!

..und für die Kabarap-Student*innen unter uns der Text noch mal für eine Exegese:

Lyrics: I said to myself, the Magid of Midwood is no one to fuck with. And I said to myself the Freshbitzer Rebbe is no one to fuck with And then I said to myself Mazel Tov Cocktail is no one to fuck with And then I said a kal vechomer Hebrew Nationalz are no one to fuck with! Yo it’s the Freshbitzer Rebbe coming straight out the shtiebel Rocking this mike for all my chosen people Deposing evil Mitzvah tank drive bys Lay down rhymes to Moses at Sinai Come to open your mind’s eye Try and stop me My rhymes are so deep you got to read the Rashi Wherever I go the ladies they love me I get around like Eliyahu HaNavi Up in the club with bubbe, we shep mad nachas I might shtup a shiksa whore, just for practice I’m O to the R: Original Rebbe These rhymes free minds like I’m raiding Entebbe My mezuzah’s gold plated, bitch you better kiss it Your hashkafah is whack, so you know I’m gonna diss it Sitting in the sukkah with my big booty bitches When it comes to eating pussy, I’ve got two sets of dishes! That’s what’s up! Dropping the emes on that keppe It’s the Almighty Mazel Tov Cocktail Mazel Tov Cocktail Dropping knowledge from the tree R-H-Y-M-I-N-G Tah Shemah motherfuckers, I’m the Magid of Midwood I drop more hot verses than there are in the Talmud I’ve got more middos than Brooklyn’s got potholes And I give out tochacha like Dikembe Motumbo I roll all my joints in peteks from the Kotel I always make a minyan with the ho’s outside the motel I eat smoked fish. I smoke fat spliffs I’ve got schnapps on the rocks and a potato knish Stayed up spitting shiva for my crew that passed away Do a lot of teshuva, drink a lot of alize I got a flanken a flegul a kugel and a keegul My latkes are so hot, cuz, you would think they are illegal Haters a malicious, kasha varnishkas delicious Step to me, I’ll bust a cap in your kishkes I held up a Torah, yeah just to show ya My rhymes are so smooth, you gotta say they’re glatt kosher. New York City, consider yourself warned! Mazel Tov Cocktail dropping knowledge from the tree R-H-Y-M-I-N-G That’s right! Mazel Tov Cocktail coming for that tuchas The Freshbitzer Rebbe! The Magid of Midwood! DJ Mixmaster Moyel on the ones and twos! And all you shtinker rap crews had best protect your haldz Zei Gezunt, y’all.

Necro – Tough Jew / Rabbi Holding Guns

Aus aller Welt, Fundgrube, Oy!

Wir wissen ja auch nicht, was gerade los ist. Aber die Popkultur überrollt uns völlig. Darum müssen wir den hier auf jeden Fall auch noch bringen: Der jüdische New Yorker Rapper Necro aka Ron Raphael Braunstein mit einem Track von 2012. Enjoy.

Leider haben wir nur die Lyrics der ersten Strophe im Netz gefunden, so weit wir sagen können gehts danach mit einem Inglourious Basterds Theme weiter (Ergänzungen sind sehr willkommen).

Tough jew

[ Verse 1 ]
I’m a Tough Jew, you fuck around, I’ll snuff you
The way you grew up ain’t realer than me, we
Grew up rough too, ya feeling me?
Shout out to Rothstein, he taught us thugs how to floss
Clean, tailor made cloth, razor blade sharp
The Bossolini’s walk is smooth like a classical played
Harp, You’ll see more gore than Gwar, you don’t want it pah, play your part
Scarred from Egyptian enslavement, the
Star of David, slam you on tar pavement, reparations
Holocaust payment, My empire, lights you on fire
It’s real man, catch you in your cell at night and
Leave you like Hetfield’s hand, blessing you like delicatessens
The essence, smell the freshness of knishes and
Ethnic dishes, gai essen, I don’t need to ever to say thank you
Cause I’ll shank you, whatever, It’s understood, we all hood, benevolant never
If I made a rule I’ll follow it, we’re paid Jews with hollow tips, that flip and contract hits, but our kids get scholarships